School's Out Forever! Dinner Ladies During Nuclear War
Rebecca Shaw Dinner ladies loom large for many people in their memories of school days. Some are remembered fondly, as kindly grandma-like figures who smilingly served bubble and squeak and rice pudding to hungry kiddies. Other dinner ladies are recalled as tyrannical characters who were determined to see every morsel of meat devoured by every terrified child. I remember a lunch monitor – she shall remain anonymous – who scooped mashed potato out of a vat with her bare hands rather than a spoon, and who declared that any crumb dropped or blob of soup spilled would have to be licked off the floor by the guilty party. Yikes. These horrors would pale into insignificance, however, compared to the nightmarish role that dinner ladies would have played if nuclear war had ever broken out. For during the Cold War, plans were afoot that would have seen hair-netted school meals staff forced to serve ‘stew type’ meals to nuclear attack survivors, with the threat of punishment or starvation if the...